Navar mi bejbe

o piatej ráno z postele sa vyvaľám
celý deň pod cudzie autá si ľahám
ruky mám mastné, chrbatik namáham
na obed papám len chleb a horčicu a salám
keď večar domov prídem
hľadám Ťa a Ty nikde
asi behaš po obchodoch dakde

navar mi bejbe
ja nenavarím si sám
navar mi bejbe
lebo ja variť neznám
navar mi bejbe
na toto nervy nemám
pekne poďakujem

na druhý deň prídem domov, Teba zasa niet
prihlásila si sa do klubu feministiek
vraj Ťa nerešpektujem
len sa tu váľam a žeriem
a Ty len na práva žien sa vyhovaráš

navar mi bejbe
na toto čas ja nemám (Ty furt dudreš)
navar mi bejbe
ja celý deň makám (peneži chceš)
navar mi bejbe
kedy sa Ťa dočakám (a Ty len hreš)

na mňa chudačka
vraj si mám vyprať ponožky sám
neviem pračku zapnúť
neviem ako si vyžehliť mám
predýchať a sadnúť
neviem trocha citu v Tebe nájsť
a tak už musím do krčmy zájsť
a riadne sa ožrať

navar mi bejbe
ja nenavarím si sám (navar si)
vyper mi bejbe
ja pračku zapnuť neznám (vyper si)
vyžehli bejbe
na to cit v rukách nemám (vyžehli)
napeč mi bejbe
koláčky tvoje rád mám (napeč si sám)
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Cook for me baby

I get out of bed at 5am
laying under cars the whole day
sore back and greasy hands, the work is hard
for lunch I have bread with salami and mustard
when I come home after work at night
you are nowhere to be found
probably shopping, out and about

cook for me baby
I won't cook for myself
cook for me baby
can't cook without your help
cook for me baby
can't take it no more
I will thank you nicely

next day I come home, you’re not home again,
you're out at a meeting of a feminist club
saying I don't respect you
just eat, sleep and bother you
without concern for equal women's rights

cook for me baby
have no time for that (you keep grumbling)
cook for me baby
every day I work hard (you want money)
cook for me baby
when are you ever home (and you keep swearing)

angry at me, a poor guy
say I should wash my own socks, don’t know why
can't turn on the washing machine
don't know how to iron my laundry
keep calm and sit down
no compassion to be found
so I have to go to the pub
to get properly wasted

cook for me baby
I won't cook for myself (cook on your own)
do my laundry baby
can't turn on the washing machine (do your laundry)
iron for me baby
my hands are not suited for this (iron on your own)
bake for me baby
I like eating your cakes (bake on your own)