INTERNÝ PORADCA

vedel si ako sa dajú na topankoch šnúrky uviazať
vedel si ako sa na bicygli dá pobicygľovať
vedel si ako by si sa mal správne chovať
vedel si, že keď dačo dostaneš máš poďakovať

vedel! vedel! dobre si to vedel
no ta čo sa ti stalo?
vedel! vedel! dobre si to vedel
len dačo ťa nasralo
Ty chcel, ja chcel, bars veľa sme chceli
lebo bolo nám málo

vedel si, že zvieratkám sa neubližuje
vedel si, že druhý jedinec sa neponižuje
vedel si, že život vie byť aj mačka, amen
a ja som myslel že, pes sa hovorí

myslel si a ono si to na voľnobeh hralo
myslel si. niekto, niečo povedalo, abo sa ti zdalo
myslel si. od myšlienky k činu pretransformovalo
myslel si. tak prečo to len pri myslení neostalo

dobre! dobre! už len dobre bude,
už nebudem nedobrý
dobre! dobre! bijem sa do hrude,
už iba chlapec dobrý
dobre! dobre! ja sa zmenim. dobre!
aha, už som sa aj zmenil

sako a kravatu si uviažeme
dobre tak
v dobrom svetle sa ukážeme

usmiatá tvárička je viacej uveriteľná
ten pán je na úrovni
pozri na ten žiarivý úsmev
a ten dar reči. dobre hovorí, vyzná sa
povedie nás správnou cestou
konečne niekto cieľavedomý
niekto komu môžeme veriť
nový vykupiteľ sveta je tu

tam je už ho vidím
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INTERNAL ADVISOR

you knew how to tie your shoelaces
you knew how to ride a bike
you knew how to act the right way
you knew to always say thank you

you knew it! you knew it! knew it well
so what happened to you?
you knew it! you knew it! knew it well
just that something pissed you off
you wanted it, I wanted it, we wanted too much
because we didn't have enough

you knew not to hurt animals
you knew not to humiliate others
you knew life can also be a cat, amen
and here I thought one says "dog"...

you thought so and it went down its own way
you thought so. someone, something said so, or it appeared so
you thought so. the thought transformed into reality.
you thought so. so why didn't you keep it that way.

right! right! all will be good from now on
I won't be unpleasant anymore
right! right! I will get my act together
I will be a good guy from now on
right! right! I will change, ok!
oh, I already changed

let's put on a suit and a tie
looks great
let's present ourselves in a good light

a smiling face is more trustworthy
this man is classy
look at that bright smile
and his manner of speech. he looks great, is well educated
he will lead us the right way
finally someone ambitious
someone we can trust
our new world saviour is here

there he is, I can see him now